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The Sun enters orderly Capricorn on Friday, the 21st. This is also the Winter Solstice. Be prepared to let loose your boundaries as they’ll be blurred that day when the dark night is longer than the illuminating day. How much dirty trouble can you get into in that murky shadow?
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Aries (March 21-April 19)
The sun is at the top of your chart attracting all kinds of good attention. No matter which direction you pose your ass, the light favors you: You look marvelous. Enjoy that. Also, because you’re so freaking hot right now, ask for what you want. Could be someone new or could simply be a new way or different way of doing things. Enjoy that too.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
If you can travel then do so. If not, then do something at home that excites you. Yes, yes, do the wild thing but there’s a little more to life than making out (a tiny bit, let’s not be stupid.) Use your imagination. Venus opposite your sign makes interactions extra heated. You + them = Fire. Please take advantage ‘cause baby it really is cold outside.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Mars at the top of your chart makes you ambitious, determined, and very lustful. You beast. Weirdly it also makes you talkative in the times you normally shut it down; like the after-cuddle. Maybe they’ll fall asleep listening to you instead of the other way around. Hah! I can’t wait to hear what you’ve got to say.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)
The Sun is opposite your sign at the minute so you may be feeling the strain and drain on your energy. Take every opportunity to get into your bed and take whomever you want, or, who will go there with you. I saw a little meme that said Santa was going to a house cause he needed one more HO. Be the HO in your own HO HO HO. We all need a HO in our lives and sometimes that is ourselves. It’s a good thing.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
You do enjoy this season and take extra pride in planning it all out with of course yourself as the starring attraction. Make a list and follow it through: get the food, wrap the gifts and then yourself, in bows and ribbons of silver and gold, make love on the table or under the tree… you know the drill, and by now your lovers should too. Please the old ones and initiate the new. It’s going to be wonderful.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
These are challenging times, but you love a challenge don’t you? You want to take care of everyone, but you can’t sex them all, even with your ability to time slot activities there just aren’t enough hours in the day. Still, you can make them feel happy and loved and paid attention to. That in itself is a huge gift to give and truth is… it’s the best one to get. You go Virgo. Do your Virgo thing.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Even though you’re a very social sign, you may find on a few days coming up that you want to just lay low in your own space. This is okay. Refuel and recharge when needed. Other days though you’ll be inviting interactions both group and singular. Those days you’ll either really get your grooves on… or get your groove on. There’s an energy difference, which you well know. Don’t be coy.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
You’re a busy little Xmas bee but the question is whether you’re all in, or faking it because you know what you need to do, or appear to be, to keep everyone else happy. Fortunately you can turn it on or off on demand. You are happiest dick deep (take that from any angle you want) and because you’re you, you will be. Because you’re you, whether it’s a party or a party of two, or just you, you’re fine. You’ve got this.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Oh oh. The fact that you’ve been out strutting like the sexy thing you are during your season might have ruffled a few feathers close to home. You’re a skilled negotiator but you’re also quite capable of using that mouth of yours for all manner of things other than talking. Smooth things over Sag; use a lot of tongue and speak the kind of truth that can’t be denied.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Hey Birthday boys and girls – it’s your time. Over the next few weeks you should feel the type of energy that lifts you up and holds you up. You look amazing, you feel amazing, and you are amazing. You will attract new people and relationships, even those who appeared not interested might be knocking on your bedroom door with offers of their own. Pack away your pessimism and enjoy the fact that anything is possible.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Your time is almost here Aquarius so it’s time to think about what’s transpired in the last year but also to set some goals for your new year. Can you manifest someone or something? Maybe, but you won’t know until you try. Start with “I want…” and go from there. Define what you want/need in your primary relationship and say it out loud. If you want more sex, different sex, different partners, whatever, say it. This is not a dress rehearsal Aquarius. It’s real life.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Could you be more attractive? How is it possible? But you are, and people want you hanging out in their tribe but if it’s a new tribe should you go? Hellz yes. Romance is indeed alive Pisces and for you in the next weeks it might appear where you weren’t anticipating it would be. Which is the best because there are no expectations, just orgasms, lots of orgasms, and who could argue with that?