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Lily Lick for August 2018

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You can barely get your dusty butt up off the couch and no amount of bugging by others is going to make any kind of difference. Other than that, the nagging is going to irritate you, making you both lethargic and cranky. If you can, take Netflix and Chill to the max and find someone to lie around in bed with till the feeling passes. Eat pizza; eat each other, whatever it takes.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Whatever you’ve got going on right now is keeping you sexy, satisfied, and secure. You don’t want to change a thing. Your flirting (outside your main relationship) is at a minimum and this obviously pleases your partner. There are doubters in your circle but hey, you know you better than they do so don’t let them plant seeds of uncertainty in your mind.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
When the lights come on they show the wet spots, the raw bodies, and the sweat that got you both there. Hopefully what you also see for the truth now, is that your jealous thoughts and insecurities were/are unfounded. Imagine if you, instead of time lost fretting, spent it making love… they’d be too exhausted to look anywhere else. So that’s a result right there.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Things feel off base and this is most likely because things are off base. We all go through this from time to time. Instinct is to try and fix it but for you this month I suggest letting things flow as they go. Retreat to your shell where it’s safe and seek other fulfillments, be that different persons… or different persons who physically love you differently. The possibilities are endless.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Whatever or whom ever you’ve been chasing is just about in your grasp. It’s almost as if everything is slowing down so you can catch up and catch them. Is the thrill in the chase? Is it in the capture? Is it in the release and moving on? Hmm. You know you need to be adored so treat others well. It’s the only way.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
That feeling of being overwhelmed with things that still need to be done finally ends and you are left with the space to actually enjoy your hard relationship work. Those that adore you will continue to do so even if you take a break from doing them. Seriously. Just chill. Let them do you for a change.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)
You love life and life loves you – isn’t it grand? Even if all those around you are in a quandary of indecision and reactionary grief it doesn’t mean you need to roll around in the dirt with them. Who’s going to help them back up if you do? Figure out what they need and be the optimist. Help them that way. Love them. Help them that way.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
You’ve been quietly carrying quite the load of troubles and emotional pain. (It’s been a tough few years.) You might seek outside (yourself) counsel but this is dangerous because you rarely get back the level of compassion you need, distressing you more. It’s not their fault; you’re quite terrifying for mortal souls. Face what you have to by yourself. Honestly it just ups your sexual tension – also terrifying to others…

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
An air of enthusiasm grips you at last and even though you don’t know why (you like to know the why of everything) you’re willing to embrace this joyous feeling. Your relationships with a lover(s) also goes thru an uptick in commitment and communication probably related to your good mood, but who cares, just go with the flow and ignore irritants like talking about religion or politics in bed. Big no on that.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Life continues as a series of obstacles to happiness and security but ever the pragmatist you still believe that all good things are on the way – and just because of that, they probably will be. Can you manifest the perfect life just by thinking about it? Who knows but more importantly, who are you letting define what “perfect” is? Exactly. Who cares how “big” their head is, if it fits between your thighs, then it is, in fact quite perfect.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Nothing is worse for you than boredom and you’re practically swimming in it right now. What’s good for you is some down and dirty competition. How many ways can you come? How many ways can you make them come? How many freaking times? Challenge yourself Aquarius. Raise your own expectation of self.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
You swing from optimistic and feeling good about life to being a cynical critical …. But here’s the thing Pisces, if you really think about it you’ll come to realize that life is neither an absolute case of one or the other. Life, and you, should be an earthy, dirty, sexy, middle to the opposite ends of the spectrum. It’s where the most fun lives and given the opportunity you can be the most fun of all.