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This week the Sun joins Jupiter & retrograde Mercury in curious Sagittarius. Over the next while expect a decadent, sage like, nature loving, business focused individual… maybe a combo of all to appear. If you find yourself doing the wild thing outside, watch for frost-bite or sunburn on your bits and pieces. … or getting arrested. There’s always that.
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ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Mercury Retrograde can bring back unfinished things or unfinished relationships from our past. It also messes up travel details, destinations, and agendas. I’ve never known an Aries who doesn’t take the opportunity to re-bang someone they’ve all but banged out before. If it’s just sex, and it’s just sex on both sides… then bang on.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
You want to jump in the deep end of the pool and feel the wetness all around you. The “feels” give you great pleasure. There will also be an interest in things held jointly between you and partners, and you do understand don’t you, that the balance of power is something that is both negotiable and transferrable both in and out of bed.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
The upcoming Sagittarian influence will cause you to examine your closest relationships and as much as you don’t like the sound of this, it’s actually a good thing. Examining is not simply an exercise to find fault, but also to bring to light what is amazingly good. At the very least make sure you’re bringing as much to this week’s interactions as you’re getting. You can come at the same time… if you choose to.

CANCER (June 21-July 22)
You’re on a kick to improve all aspects in your life, including physical health and emotional wellness. What’s important to you? You will be aware of your methods and how efficiently you perform. If there was a time constraint could you finesse your technique and give a lover a trip around the galaxy in 3 minutes or less?

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Romance is on the rise this week. If you’re partnered things will be hot. If otherwise, expect to interact with or meet someone new who ticks all your boxes. Don’t be overly picky; be open to possibilities. While you’re busy doing them, don’t be too busy to do you… get a message, or eat your fave food etc. etc. Whatever makes you feel good.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Mars is opposite your sign for the next few weeks so poise under pressure will be key. Be generous with friends, enemies, and those most dangerous frenemies. Fortunately, you are happy in your home space but while working to make it even more comfortable, be careful who you let through that door. “I’m not home at the moment. Please leave a message at the beep.” Also, get off the property.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
As the year begins to slow down the pace of your life begins to speed up and you are a wanted guest at many lovely gatherings, parties, nights out, etc. It’s possible that an acquaintance may surprise you with their level of lust. And no, you did not see that coming. Careful who’s bed you wake up in.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
You’re beginning to look at things around you (people, relationships) and ask yourself what are you doing for me? This is not a self-serving exercise, it’s a Scorpio exercise and it’s a necessary one because waste in anything is not where you’re at right now. You also want to show off your partner/s. This is a little self-serving, as Scorpios are possessively power-driven. They want you to know who they’re fucking and they want you to wonder what that’s like… as fabulous as you both are.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
The Sun shines on you for the month and Jupiter increases your luck. What’s not to love about that? Well, because you’re feeling this energy, you’ll be more aggressively all about you and what you want and stand for. Being outspoken and self-protective is a good thing but you can’t control how this impacts friends and lovers. How much make up sex are you willing/able to engage in?

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Your personal year is just a few weeks away and this is the best time to ponder on how you’ve lived your life so far. Are you happy? What even is happy for you? You don’t deal in the woosa of life on the daily; you prefer facts and figures and proof of what actually is. Don’t drive yourself mad but do take stock of what you’ve achieved. Make a freaking excel sheet if you must and read it in bed. What’s a smudgy wet spot on your paper work anyway? It’s proof that something happened there.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
You could really just tell us all what you’re going to do this week instead of me suggesting to you what you should do ‘cause you’re already all into it: socialize, be yourself, have fun, involve your tribe in your public and private life. Someone may come back into your life and engaging him or her is up to you. Beyond that just do you.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Over the next 4 weeks, The Sun & Jupiter are shining down from the top of your chart. And you look marvellous in their light. Take this opportunity to direct the goings on in your life to a place that you decide on. You can have what you want how you want it and this extends to people and partners. There is no such thing as being out of anyone’s “league”. Remember that.