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Scorpio time is upon us and I’m excited for everyone who gets a taste of the absolute sexual anarchy that’s about to take place. The Full Moon in Taurus on the 24th is going to heat things up even more as stubbornness and determination are fired up. How many times can you come? How many times can they make you? We’re about to find out.
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Aries (March 21-April 19)
Get ready for a passionate next few weeks beginning now. You can be together in a loving way or you can fight the good/ bad fight over jointly held “things”, like money or property… or people. Being the sidepiece, or tolerating one, is tiresome in the long run. Whatever is not working for you anymore this may be the time to let it go.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Go to bed – you’re as tired AF. Actually tired of everything – physically, spiritually, emotionally, and mentally. Bad thing? No. Good thing? Yes, but only if you do some “me” work and listen to your intuition. If you’re not sure about something, then pillow talk it out with a trusted partner or lover.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Sometimes, people can be as much of a bad habit as your fave greasy salty sweet snack. They can be an addiction… You want them because you lose yourself with them and orgasm like the Sun just exploded. The problem there is that the Sun just exploded. And now the world is dark. Hmm. Not sustainable. Get your sh** together Gemini.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Life is good right now. Love affairs, public or private are light hearted and fun and will remain that way without much effort from you for the next few weeks. Don’t get them crossed up though so mind the details… it’s where the dirt lives. In the details, so be careful.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Oddly you seek solitude instead of the spotlight this week as you’re drawn to your home base. You may simply be restyling your love nest and making sure that your mirrors and lighting alway shows your ass at it’s best angle and makes your eyes twinkle like sexy stars in the night. Do you Leo. Do you.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Life’s pace speeds up and you might be so busy being you that you miss important communications. When you rush through telling them how you feel about them you need to also hear and feel and understand their response. If you don’t you’ll come to realize how two can become one.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Venus in your money house attracts more than coin to your doorstep. That the Sun, Mercury, & Jupiter sit with her makes you more able to evaluate, negotiate and imagine how to get what you want. Apply this to your love life.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Jupiter are all in Scorpio! You rule, you rock, you … are Scorpio. Outside your front door life is freaking amazing… inside might be a holy mess. What should you do? Burn off frenetic energy your usual way then Zen in the hazy warm aftermath and figure some things out. Next.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
It’s the last few weeks before Sagittarius Time and you are well advised to go over your last year to determine what or whom you need to change for your upcoming year. Do you need to reno your relationships or completely rehab them. Take some private time and work this out.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
You feel the need to express who you are. It’s important to feel valued and listened to, even if others don’t understand the basis of your wants and needs, you are still owed respect over ridicule. Hmm… this is serious, but necessary relationship work. Find someone who will do the work with you.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Venus is looking right at you and might set off an attraction with someone more powerful (possible career) or mature than yourself. Think carefully Aquarius before walking down that path. Not saying don’t do it, just saying be careful who you do it with.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Oh Pisces, you dirty, dreamy, delightful, darling. What could possibly happen when you’re the one looking for excitement? This week, the same old same old bores you to bits. You want to break free from routine and I sooo want to be there when you do.