Virgos love cleanliness—share or give them a bath—nobody's too big to be undressed, soaped, and scrubbed in all the right places with a bath brush with a bit of a bristle to it. Or to have their ass powdered with the softest of puffs—but why limit things and stop there?

(excerpt from Lily Lick’s Love Signs — Virgo)

Virgo is most often associated with nurturing and overall grounded-ness. Who of us doesn't want to be fucked to death...I mean over a period of time, and with the utmost of care, so the only strength you have left would be used up falling into a restful coma? Then washed and soothed and held lovingly afterwards? Come on, everyone (even you whip-wielders) needs a little soft loving once in a while, and a Virgo partner, male or female, will fill the bill quite nicely.

For those born under this Sun Sign, neither love nor sex on its own is enough. There will be lots of introspection about the why and what and when of the whole procedure. You will find yourself involved in a process of elimination, whether they're picking you out of the car pool or the chat room. They will pamper and lavish attention on their chosen one, but don't think that getting to that level is going to be an easy walk. You're not actually taking a relationship compatibility test, but you will be undergoing a test period of sorts. At times you will have to measure up to whatever has gone on in the past. Even if your boots are just settling in under the bed, you may find yourself compared to whoever's boots were there previously. They also have an excellent memory for facts and dates so warning you now that lying to them is a bad bad idea. You’ll find yourself chewed and spit out before realizing you were even in the pot and cooked. If you say eight, then make it eight, not eight-thirty, not nine; be there at eight. If you can't make it, then say so. Virgo natives expect honesty, and in return will treat you better than you have even dared hope for.

The key to the door of the Virgo heart is to under whelm instead of overwhelm; do what you say; doesn't have to be more than, just absolutely not ever less than. When they say they don't want to talk about something, understand that they mean it. If you want to fuck her in the kitchen, just fix the countertop or change the washer in the tap. Do something practical. Cook something and have it ready when he comes home. Maybe old-fashioned, but it will be worth it when your legs are spread and you've become the dessert—and that goes for both of you—pass the whipped cream please.

Virgos love cleanliness—share or give them a bath—nobody's too big to be undressed, soaped, and scrubbed in all the right places with a bath brush with a bit of a bristle to it. Or to have their ass powdered with the softest of puffs—but why limit things and stop there? A special place of interest is the stomach but more so the skin in general. They like to experience the feeling of “something” playing or spraying against them. Seriously, do I have to spell this out for you?
Lily Lick