How many times did you hear "Go outside and play"? You're just a bigger kid now, so get going, there's a Sagittarian out there somewhere just waiting to hunt you, bag you, and stuff you.

(excerpt from Lily Lick’s Love Signs — Sagittarius)

Such a list of lovely Sagittarian traits: broadminded, enthusiastic, passionate, charming, impulsive. Such a list of awful traits: single purposed, apathetic, dull, offensive, and cautious. The key to understanding this personality is realizing that they are quite capable of doing or being whatever they need to be whenever they need to be it in order to get what they want. If you think they won’t deliberately piss you off just to get inside your head, your underpants, and you, you’re mistaken. He or she could talk you into following them home and you'd still think it was your idea the next morning. They’re fickle though—you might be gone in their mind before you come in yours. But there is a way to beat them at their own game and have them how and when you want them. All you’ve got to do is send them on their way before they send you on yours: start their car, call them a cab, start to make the bed when they’re still in it and this is a good one—flush the toilet when they’re still in the shower. Genius. Make sure they get the message that as far as you’re concerned they have got to go—and go now. Keep them so busy going that all they can think about is coming back. If you know a lovely Sagittarian that you’ve been keeping at arm’s length because it seems like they need to be taken care of, or coddled or parented and it all seems like too much trouble (even if the sex promises to be all that and it most likely will be) you need to rethink this; they are really quite nice to have around and absolutely lovely underneath the covers. If you want to remain in this relationship then you must never bore these people, never ever and that’s where your efforts to keep them confused about their status with you comes in very hand.

When faced with the choice of black-tie and fine china, or flannel and campfire pots, a night under the starry skies will win every time. The great outdoors appeals immensely to the Sagittarian, and not sex in the car in the parking lot; fucking in the forests, fellatio in the fields, green knees instead of rug burns when you're ass up on a carpet of moss. How many times did you hear "Go outside and play"? You're just a bigger kid now, so get going, there's a Sagittarian out there somewhere just waiting to hunt you, bag you, and stuff you.
Lily Lick