There is nothing more entertaining than observing your Gemini mate work a room, grocery store, mall, gas station, wherever really. Outrageous behavior by all accounts but second nature to the Twins; they may even deny it, but no one can make it and take it like a true Gemini. Best part of watching it all play out is knowing that the next thing they’ll be taking… is you.

(excerpt from Lily Lick’s Love Signs — Gemini)

Gemini, dear, sweet Gemini—half the time anyway; it's not so much a joining of obvious good and bad as it is an exasperating, but lovable package of everything that could be called a character trait. To anyone basking in the ray of sunshine and sociability that is Gemini, you'll do fine as long as you don't spend too much time trying to figure out what makes them tick. If you think you have and they think you think you have they’re just going to change everything up to spite you. The only way to survive is to realize that they just are what they are—whatever that is. Unfortunately for the rest of us, they are completely and infectiously endearing rendering us defenseless at the best of times and a seething pit of emotion at worst. Gemini natives are master debaters. (Not masturbators—master debaters—but given their ability to handle things chances are that they’re quite good at self-love as well…not that they’d have to resort to that.) If you're determined not to sleep with one and say so, chances are you'll find yourself underneath and rhyming off number three in the list of reasons why you need to be exactly where you are (underneath remember?), and or, experiencing orgasm number two (whichever comes first) before you realize you're somehow now arguing the other side. Did I mention persuasive and charming? Amazing really, what fits where, when you take the time to talk it in. The key to maintaining sanity while involved with a Gemini is the realization that what they do is not a reflection on how they feel about you. There is nothing more entertaining than observing your Gemini mate work a room, grocery store, mall, gas station, wherever really. Outrageous behavior by all accounts but second nature to the Twins; they may even deny it, but no one can make it and take it like a true Gemini. Best part of watching it all play out is knowing that the next thing they’ll be taking is you.

On occasion in an effort to remain in control of everything, they force their emotions through their intellectual sieve of a mind and come across as cold or aloof, but they're not really—it's just the Control Twin inside fighting with the Wild and Crazy Twin—always interesting to see who's going to win.

A Gemini will be intrigued if you can match them intellectually, but don't trade too many verbal barbs with one as they're much more sensitive than they let on. Do not lie to them. You don't have to tell them everything; in fact don't be surprised if they insist that you don't tell them something, but be prepared to be truthful if they ask a question. Never be openly suspicious—they expect to be trusted, and in return will trust you in true loyal Gemini fashion.
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