But here’s the absolutely delicious (and lovable) thing about our little horned beast; they’re not at all what they seem. Underneath that gruff exterior lies a freaking cornucopia of “stuff.” They’re far more out there—off the wall—inside than they appear to us on the outside.

(excerpt from Lily Lick’s Love Signs — Capricorn)

Being involved with a Capricorn native is a little bit like being lost in traffic. Is it a two way, one way, no exit, no U-turn, no exit, back your shit up and go the other way street? Nobody knows but them and they're not telling you, or you, or you either—they might not even tell themselves.

It's not easy being you is it? Could there be a more misunderstood sign? Dedicated, honest, patient, attentive—what's not to get and love here? The occasional streak of stubbornness, cold calculating suspicion, and anxious pessimism shouldn't be looked at as bad, should it? One thing I do know is that if the Capricorn in your life is the top to your bottom and it’s time for a trip to the dungeon you’d do well to hope that this is one of their dedicated, and patient and loving days. (A trip down those stairs can sting on an edgy day.) But here’s the absolutely delicious (and lovable) thing about our little horned beast; they’re not at all what they seem. Underneath that gruff exterior lies a freaking cornucopia of “stuff.” They’re far more out there—off the wall—inside than they appear to us on the outside. The main reason they live an outwardly reluctant life is because they don’t like to make mistakes, be made fun of, or be teased and rather than try something or someone new and fail, they’d rather not try at all. Sometimes it’s easier to fantasize about having you as they have themselves than it is to make the effort to attempt to bring that little dirty daydream to life. Because of this, Capricorn's surface aloofness (as in faking they could care less) can be misconstrued as remoteness, but if you try a little tenderness and understanding you'll eventually lure them out of the pen. All things come in time, so make a plan. Capricorns appreciate the finer things in life: comfy beds over hard floors and silk ties instead of ropes—I’d even go as far as suggest putting the take out on real dinner plates. Remember it’s not so much what you do as how you do it. They are also especially appreciative of how you do what you do to them. Extra effort is applauded, rewarded—and expected!

Capricorn's erogenous zone is the knees. Does this mean massage and kiss and lick their knees? Does it mean get them down on their knees; hands and knees; feet together, knees apart? Don't come on my tits, come on my knees; can I come on your knees? Can I rub my cock in that little "V" behind your knee? Do you think I can come that way, just behind your knee? Should I just get down on my knees? Who knew about knees? Apparently Capricorn did. Play with theirs and let them play with yours.
Lily Lick